• Kristoff: Sven, you were named after the bravest--
  • Sven: Dad, you named me after a reindeer.
  • Kristoff: Yes.
  • Sven: I'm second in line to the throne of Arendelle and I'm named after a reindeer.
  • Kristoff:
  • Kristoff:
  • Kristoff: Yes.

7billionothersandme:

minnarr:

gaystripclub:

brightestsnitchofherage:

#defeats the dark lord #still scared stiff by angry women #harry fucking potter everyone

one of his best friends is hermione granger and he’s dating ginny “bat bogey hex” weasley why shouldn’t he be scared of angry women

plus when someone as calm and zen as luna yells at you, you know shits gonna go down

(Source: smeagoled)

officialcrow:

il-tenore-regina:

haloglowing:

tubesock:

people really ready to die for the vine

"Hold on"

OMFG 

how did this not end in a murder

(Source: vinebox)


then and now + isayama’s drawing evolution / art improvement ft. the shiganshina trio

then and now + isayama’s drawing evolution / art improvement ft. the shiganshina trio

then and now + isayama’s drawing evolution / art improvement ft. the shiganshina trio

then and now + isayama’s drawing evolution / art improvement ft. the shiganshina trio

(Source: tokakiri)

fruitycat:

fruitycat:

necrophilofthefuture:

okay so i was watching the suite life of zack and cody episode where they make a commercial and i decided to call the Tipton’s number

and it’s a fucking sex chatline. 

i don’t believe you, I’m going to call it

I AM SO DONE

fangirladdie:

After I saw him in The Cripple of Inishmaan, I anxiously waited to meet Daniel Radcliffe at the stage door so I could get this card signed. Because I was toward the back of the crowd, I didn’t think Daniel would even notice the card, but I was very wrong. As soon as he caught sight of the card, Daniel started laughing. He then took the card and explained how he had wanted to sign one of the cards ever since he had found out about it and signed it with my Sharpie. Then he THANKED me for bringing it and took my phone and took a selfie with me. Needless to say, I was very happy.
fangirladdie:

After I saw him in The Cripple of Inishmaan, I anxiously waited to meet Daniel Radcliffe at the stage door so I could get this card signed. Because I was toward the back of the crowd, I didn’t think Daniel would even notice the card, but I was very wrong. As soon as he caught sight of the card, Daniel started laughing. He then took the card and explained how he had wanted to sign one of the cards ever since he had found out about it and signed it with my Sharpie. Then he THANKED me for bringing it and took my phone and took a selfie with me. Needless to say, I was very happy.

fangirladdie:

After I saw him in The Cripple of Inishmaan, I anxiously waited to meet Daniel Radcliffe at the stage door so I could get this card signed. Because I was toward the back of the crowd, I didn’t think Daniel would even notice the card, but I was very wrong. As soon as he caught sight of the card, Daniel started laughing. He then took the card and explained how he had wanted to sign one of the cards ever since he had found out about it and signed it with my Sharpie. Then he THANKED me for bringing it and took my phone and took a selfie with me. Needless to say, I was very happy.

futurefantastic:

and here’s Jesus clearly handling the ball. yellow card

mysticmoonhigh:

rubee:

what the fuck how is he putting his arm through the cat and it doesn’t even care

You clearly don’t own a cat

Anonymous Asked
QuestionMy boyfriend & I usually have sex on the floor behind his bed so when you walk in you can only see the bed. And we were having sex one day & I was on top and his mom walks in and she can't see him but she can see me with my shirt on, and she's asking me where he is and I'm sitting on his dick & he's on the bottom trying not to laugh and moving around to make me make faces. And we were talking for like 15 minutes while I was sitting on his dick and having pleasant talk with his mom. NEVER AGAIN. Answer

necromorph-slayinglovemachine:

birdgekis:

don’t mess with mikasa

(Source: garbagebird)

caterjunes:

what the fuck even is death note. i know there’s a guy named light and one named l (who named these children) and one of them looks like a spindly frog with emo hair, and of course there’s a notebook that gives people heart attacks, but then sometimes i see art of it and there’s this terrifying clown monster just sort of floating around in the background?? why is this juggalo here what does he want from the frog.

brothasoul:

what the fuck ash
brothasoul:

what the fuck ash
brothasoul:

what the fuck ash
brothasoul:

what the fuck ash
brothasoul:

what the fuck ash

brothasoul:

what the fuck ash

(Source: rewatchingpokemon)

wilddaize:

I’m a hopeless romantic with a dirty mind who has high standards

sabretoothlioness:

more pokemans